Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Funny Anniversary Gifts How Do You Find This 50TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SURPRISE (funny)....?

How do you find this 50TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SURPRISE (funny)....? - funny anniversary gifts

A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three children, all very successful, according to a Sunday evening in their honor.

Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad, "cried the old son of a series ....' Sorry I'm late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know what it is and had no time to get a gift.

"Do not worry," said the father. "The most important thing that we are all here together today.

Son number two arrived and announced: "She looks great, and Mom, Dad. I flew from Los Angeles between the tanks and have no time to shop for you."

"Nothing," the father said: "We are pleased you could come."

At this time, the girl, "Hello and Happy Birthday!" I'm sorry, but my boss took me out of the city a nd was busy packing, so there is no time for anything. "

Upon completion of the dessert, the father said, 'No'S something your mother and I wanted to tell you a long time ago. You see, we were very poor. However, we were able to study all allow. Over the years your mother and I knew that we liked a lot, but we
not only found time to marry. "

The three children from the air and everybody said: "You mean we're bastards?

"Yes," said the father. And cheap.
Is it funny?

16 comments:

SHAMILF said...

I thought it was funny.

Lozzabel... said...

Type of .. Not enought PPL Laugh Out Loud Tho. .. It is not offensive or anything, just a long way for an anti-climax!

ilmlm said...

I understand the joke, but in reality not so much fun to be honest ..

Armstron... said...

FUNNY! LOL

Anjela said...

Not at all.

China Rican said...

It was not really

DUTT said...

I'm frm india ... srry to say that I have seen someone with deformities ...
Some victims of the Bhopal tragedy .. r nn use of endosulfan, etc. EXESS due.

//////-------------------------------- ...
1) You do not have the abortion by ultrasound or physical disorder (as well as in the United States)
2) The poor have no access to the surgery, to avoid problems like cleft palate or club foot right, even the poorest of America does not

3) Do you know how many people live in India?
////////------------------------------ ...

I think ur partly right, because ...

India .. Poor people are very poor

and

The rich are rich ...

I come from a poor family (not rich)
My monthly income is only $ 12,500 with us ..

India ... half of my monthly income is for all these treatments will be necessary ..

Is it fair to charge?

DUTT said...

I'm frm india ... srry to say that I have seen someone with deformities ...
Some victims of the Bhopal tragedy .. r nn use of endosulfan, etc. EXESS due.

//////-------------------------------- ...
1) You do not have the abortion by ultrasound or physical disorder (as well as in the United States)
2) The poor have no access to the surgery, to avoid problems like cleft palate or club foot right, even the poorest of America does not

3) Do you know how many people live in India?
////////------------------------------ ...

I think ur partly right, because ...

India .. Poor people are very poor

and

The rich are rich ...

I come from a poor family (not rich)
My monthly income is only $ 12,500 with us ..

India ... half of my monthly income is for all these treatments will be necessary ..

Is it fair to charge?

DUTT said...

I'm frm india ... srry to say that I have seen someone with deformities ...
Some victims of the Bhopal tragedy .. r nn use of endosulfan, etc. EXESS due.

//////-------------------------------- ...
1) You do not have the abortion by ultrasound or physical disorder (as well as in the United States)
2) The poor have no access to the surgery, to avoid problems like cleft palate or club foot right, even the poorest of America does not

3) Do you know how many people live in India?
////////------------------------------ ...

I think ur partly right, because ...

India .. Poor people are very poor

and

The rich are rich ...

I come from a poor family (not rich)
My monthly income is only $ 12,500 with us ..

India ... half of my monthly income is for all these treatments will be necessary ..

Is it fair to charge?

DUTT said...

I'm frm india ... srry to say that I have seen someone with deformities ...
Some victims of the Bhopal tragedy .. r nn use of endosulfan, etc. EXESS due.

//////-------------------------------- ...
1) You do not have the abortion by ultrasound or physical disorder (as well as in the United States)
2) The poor have no access to the surgery, to avoid problems like cleft palate or club foot right, even the poorest of America does not

3) Do you know how many people live in India?
////////------------------------------ ...

I think ur partly right, because ...

India .. Poor people are very poor

and

The rich are rich ...

I come from a poor family (not rich)
My monthly income is only $ 12,500 with us ..

India ... half of my monthly income is for all these treatments will be necessary ..

Is it fair to charge?

sweetund... said...

I do not know the answer, but I wonder the same thing the other day when I read about a girl with a 16-pound tumor on her face. It seems a lot of birth defects there .. Or perhaps nowhere else, but for some reason, the poor children received no media attention? Question, not sure, but good

mystic_e... said...

1) You do not have the abortion by ultrasound or physical disorder (as well as in the United States)
2) The poor have no access to the surgery, to avoid problems like cleft palate or club foot right, even the poorest of America does not

3) Do you know how many people live in India?

gt2shop said...

There are a lot of inbreeding in several men know women.I just attended a conference on the countries with birth defects so many years.

eeyorech... said...

Not sure, but if I guess who would access the B / C were limited prenatal and postnatal care.

RearFace... said...

Nuclear war
The lack of health care

RearFace... said...

Nuclear war
The lack of health care

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